Dear Internets,

It was late but I wanted to make something to wish you a happy new year. I'm still sick and had planned to spend a liesurely day lounging about ,recouperating and having lunch but I'd also forgotten about the ritualistic new years eve house cleaning my family ritualistically undertake. Hope you all have a good one. see you in 2011!

 ♥ pixelhazard
beat but not yet neat

Dear Internets,

When I was 15, I was a bit of a geek. I wasn't unpopular and had plently of friends, I just had the geek look not going for me. For my formal I wore a gorgeous maroon satin corset and full ball gown skirt. I would have been the bell of a scandelous 1800's ball [ Note:I had no sleeves, gloves or dance card you see, and according to my research which involed reading the novel little women, that would have ben very untoward]. Born in the wrong time and fashion era.

Teens these days seem to spend so much money and time on fashion. My little sister sarahteaa recently had her formal and I'd like to think she's learnt from my mistakes

She wore a bitchin' two toned electric blue dress modified by yours truly. Forgive her ugly expression. She was over photos long before we stopped taking them and her fake smile cracked into hostility at this point. Not at all predictable for a teenage girl :P

♥ pixelhazard
counting sheep 

Dear Internets,

p.s. Boxing day sales are here!!!! Go get 'em tiger, and when you're done, I'll show you mine if you show me yours.....loot that is...

p.p.s. Any budding designers interested in giving this blog layout a face lift? full credit where credit is due and open to negotiating terms. Just message me.

 ♥ pixelhazard
needs to clean her bedroom

Dear Internets,

I've got my own place, drive my own car, am getting married next year and am just barely stll in my early 20's. Surely this qualifies me to be consider a young lady....and young ladies simply do not play with soft toys

We don't make pretend tea for our dolleys, we make real tea for our fellow yung ladies and men who visit us in evenings after work and during the weekend when we're not too busy being at work.

We do not sit on the ground making mud pies,sneaking some into our mouths when noones looking just to check if they taste anything like they look. We make low fat chicken and vegetable pie which we sneak into our mouths when noones looking to see if it tastes as good as it looks.

We do not dress up in our mummys clothes, we steal the clothes we like and tell our mums they should know better if they buy something that does not at all suit them.

catrabbit you're for  me!

♥ pixelhazard
prorastinating

strawqDear Internets,

I have spent the weekend catching up with a whole bunch of old a new interstate friends and have therefore completly stuffed my body clock. I'm going to have a little bit of a snooze fest today but will be back to posting more regularly soon by tomorrow. This is apparently looking like the joker from batman. After this comment another friend tried to sooth my woes by saying "you look nice, not like a clown nice...like a human being nice" if we have to establish I am human, we've got serious issues lol.

 ♥ pixelhazard
    being drowsy

Dear Internets,

Over the weekend, Sarateaa & I did the sister thang and terrorised Tokyo. No wait I think I'm skipping two years ahead into the future.

Instead, we spent the "I love you but why do you have to be so damn annoying" sisterly bonding time at The Finders Keepers Markets.

It's become a little bit of a tradition and over the years we have seen the numbers grow phenominally. That is a great thing, I know, but a little selfish part of me is definately not in love with the crowds that seem to be accidentally getting to first base with me.

I have never been one for crowds but with the delish food across the way and all the pretty new doo-dads and thinga-ma-jigs that I clearly don't need but find myself wanting, it was worth the epic trek.

I wouldn't want to lead you astray however. Sarahteaa with her city crushing boots and me with an awesome mask, did do plenty of terrorising or at the very least we were stared at like we'd been terrorising. I have no idea why...sure my skirt was a little puffy but we certainly weren't the wierdest duo there, were we?

I guess it's all ok in the end, because while we were freaking peoples freak, we very listening to live music and collecting cards and valuable information about brilliant handmand home grown crafters and artists. If you do like the art you've seen here, the best way to track it down would be through leeloo.

 

p.s. Did I ever tell you I can read futures? I see you looking at plenty of pretty pictures on my blog in the future.

♥ pixelhazard
is jetting to work